titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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bemoretea:

Want to extend your dog days of summer?
Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 

bemoretea:

Want to extend your dog days of summer?

Head to our Be More Tea Tumblr and tell us what you would do with an #ExtraSUNday for a chance to win one through 8/31. 

awwww-cute:

Do you think she’s happy in her new home?

awwww-cute:

Do you think she’s happy in her new home?

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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lelaid:

Kate Moss backstage at John Galliano F/W 1995 by Roxanne Lewit

lelaid:

Kate Moss backstage at John Galliano F/W 1995 by Roxanne Lewit

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

morrisseh:

My little girl

whereisyourredscarf:

Annie (1982)
Hairspray (1988)
Newsies (1992)
Les Miserables 10th Anniversary at the Royal Albert Hall (1995)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
Cinderella (1997)
Annie (1999)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)
Moulin Rouge (2001)
A Christmas Carol (2004)
Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Rent (2005)
Once (2007)
Hairspray (2007)
Legally Blonde-The Musical (2007)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog (2008)
Fame (2009)
Rent (2010)
Les Miserables 25th Anniversary at the O2 Arena (2010)
Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011)
Les Miserables (2012)
Love Never Dies (2012)

whereisyourredscarf:

Annie (1982)

Hairspray (1988)

Newsies (1992)

Les Miserables 10th Anniversary at the Royal Albert Hall (1995)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Cinderella (1997)

Annie (1999)

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)

Moulin Rouge (2001)

A Christmas Carol (2004)

Phantom of the Opera (2004)

Rent (2005)

Once (2007)

Hairspray (2007)

Legally Blonde-The Musical (2007)

Mamma Mia! (2008)

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog (2008)

Fame (2009)

Rent (2010)

Les Miserables 25th Anniversary at the O2 Arena (2010)

Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011)

Les Miserables (2012)

Love Never Dies (2012)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

QS