remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
Want to extend your dog days of summer?
Do you think she’s happy in her new home?
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
Kate Moss backstage at John Galliano F/W 1995 by Roxanne Lewit
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
My little girl
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
Moulin Rouge (2001)
A Christmas Carol (2004)
Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Legally Blonde-The Musical (2007)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Les Miserables (2012)
Love Never Dies (2012)